This is me explaining passionately how awesome
Who put the moon down? pick it up bitch
This is the sun. See the protruding sunbeams? yes.
Awkward silence
After we explained everything we broke the planets and they turned out to be a pinata. Yes! Success! Delicious.
Bystanders were alarmed and delighted at this disaster of obvious cosmic proportions and display of brute POWER
ok thats it